1. When I start to think about planning a honeymoon.
2. The morning after I test my new wine glass that claims to be able to hold a bottle of wine… and it wasn’t lying.
3. That time I ordered a Quarter Pounder with cheese, and they forgot the cheese.
4. Every time Beyonce comes on.
5. When I get paid and automatically have to pay my loans.
6. When someone reminds me of my soft voice/quiet tendencies.
7. “When are you going to have kids?”
8. When my husband tries to talk to me before I’m ready to wake up.
9. When my friends and I go to Target.
10. When I try to drink like I used to in college.